The Dark Arts are many, varied, ever-changing and eternal. Fighting them is like fighting a many-headed monster, which, each time a neck is severed, sprouts a head even fiercer and cleverer than before. You are fighting that which is unfixed, mutating, indestructible. Your defences must therefore be as flexible and inventive as the Arts you seek to undo. Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is seeking a witch or wizard for the position of Defense Against the Dark Arts Teacher. Candidates must have the following: Extensive knowledge of defensive spells and dark/dangerous creatures. An enthusiasm for teaching and learning. Must love children. Can withstand most moderate jinxes and hexes. Location is Hogwarts, and the candidate's direct supervisor will be Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, current Hogwarts Headmaster. Salary commensurate with experience. Benefits: Summers off Room and Board provided Excellent quality catering