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* The Head of Engineering will be based in Central London.
* The Head of Engineering will build an engineering function fit for rapid scaling.
* The Head of Engineering will design AI-leveraged processes that support delivery velocity.
* The Head of Engineering will balance speed with sustainability.
* The Head of Engineering will thrive in ambiguity and create clarity.
* The Head of Engineering will foster a low-ego, high can-do culture.
* The Head of Engineering will convert product vision into shipped software.
* The Head of Engineering will set technical direction and establish clear standards.
* The Head of Engineering will guarantee software quality, security and reliability.
* The Head of Engineering will ensure systems are observable, resilient and maintainable.
* The Head of Engineering will own delivery predictability and operational excellence.
* The Head of Engineering will remove bottlenecks before they slow growth.
* The Head of Engineering will convert incidents into learning.
* The head of engineering will liaise with key business stakeholders.
* The Head of Engineering will balance technical debt against commercial urgency.
* Still with us? Great. Then please send us a CV and a covering letter convincing us that you actually enjoyed reading the above. We look forward to hearing from you.