Job Description
Mechanical Fitter\nSouthampton\n£35K to £45K doe - days\n\nYou’ll be getting your hands gloriously dirty while fixing, fiddling, and Frankensteining everything from rebellious motors to grumpy gearboxes. Whether you're in our magical fix-it lair (a.k.a. the workshop) or out in the field pretending you're on an episode of Industrial Rescue Rangers, you’ll be upholding the sacred laws of health, safety, and common sense.\nThe Hero's Quest (Key Responsibilities)\nObey the laws of the land (aka company HSEQ policies) or face the wrath of the Clipboard Wielder.\nDisassemble machines with the grace of a surgeon and the joy of a curious child.\nClean, buff, and pamper components like they’re heading to prom.\nRebuild stuff so good, the machines start crying with gratitude.
Balance rotors like you're spinning pizza dough.\nCreate legendary job reports and time records that make sense (and don’t require cryptographers to decode).\nOccasionally step into the role of workshop superhero or on-site savior.\nBe part of the sacred rota of “on call,” “overtime,” and “shift work” — like a mechanical Batman.\nQuest Objectives (KPIs)\nDeliver the goods (on time, not fashionably late).\nCreate masterpieces that meet the "no mistakes, no complaints" standard.\nFinish the job before the coffee goes cold.\nKeep your workspace cleaner than a cat’s Instagram.\nMust-Have Wizardry (Qualifications & Experience)\nYou’ve been trained, certified, or born with the power to rewind, repair, and resurrect electric things (apprenticeship, NVQ, or battle-hardened experience all count).\nYou understand what the machines do. That’s helpful.\nMagical Skills Required\nCan wield calipers and micrometers like a ninja wields nunchucks.\nExpert in the ancient art of "take it apart, fix it, put it back together correctly."\nEyes like a hawk for final inspections.\nTeam player with Sherlock Holmes-level problem-solving skills.\nKnows how to operate modern witchcraft (a.k.a. tablets and apps).\nCan speak and write in full sentences — ideally ones people understand