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Php developer

Plymouth
Php developer
Posted: 23 May
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PHP / Symfony Developers are mythical, mystical creatures, rarely seen out in the open. They're shy and only come out at night to feed. They can be quite dangerous if provoked, and if you cross them, they'll have no problem using their object oriented super powers. Over the next few months, I Sir Recruitalot, will be quietly hunting and tracking these strange life forms. I will be watching from afar, waiting for them to emerge. I will be casting my net and hiding in the Linkedin shadows ready to pounce. I will be everywhere, but nowhere. I'll search high and low to catch one (or ideally 10), to join the army against the wicked King of DIY world, Kingfisher The Great. He has been on the throne for many years commanding his Screwfix and B&Q battalions, providing average digital eComm experiences for trade and customers but that is about to change! Now, supported by an army of PHP Symfony Developers, a new challenger and true visionary is about to go to battle to become the new King of the DIY eCommerce world and it’s going to be incredible! Without a doubt, the battle will be tough, the war will involve writing many lines of code. Many PHP/Symfony Developers will be needed and it will be hugely challenging. But should you sign up, you should not fear, for you'll be equipped with incredible tools and weapons, some will be headless, you could fight full stack or battle the front end, but victory will be yours. And you won't have to leave your home - 100% remote! So watch out, I’m coming for you! If you are one of the said PHP special beings, if you want to join the battle and become a PHP Dev in shining armour, if you want to defeat and destroy the wicked Kingfisher the Great, it is my destiny to recruit you and pay you handsomely. Our new army recruits can be relatively junior between 1 and 4 years experience or just bloody good with PHP, with the github war wounds to prove it. Depending on your experience you will be paid up to 45,000 of the King's pounds alongside shares in his Kingdom, which can be transferred for gold in the future! So, I will find Ye and provide Ye with the job spec of truth, I will support Ye through the process and equip Ye with everything Ye needs to meet thine fate. For the war is yet to start, but the battle has already begun! APPLY NOW TO JOIN OUR PHP ARMY AND FIND OUT MORE!

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